THE BEST BEER QUOTE!
“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” W.C. Fields
IN THE SPIRIT OF HEALTHY COMPETITION WE WILL BE GIVING AWAY TICKETS TO OUR CHALLENGE EVENTS TO THE LUCKY WINNERS OF THE BEST BEER QUOTE. SIMPLY REPLY ON THE THREAD BELOW WITH YOUR QUOTE AND DETAILS AND WE WILL CONTACT YOU IF YOU WIN. WE HAVE PROVIDED A FEW TO GET YOU GOING.
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Franklin
“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” Homer Simpson
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.” Tom Waits
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, That’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” Frank Sinatra
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
Sorry to ruin a good beer quote but BF was referencing the juice of the vine.
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“Barefoot girl sittin’ on the hood of a Dodge
Drinking warm beer in the soft summer rain…”
Bruce Springsteen, Jungleland
On 25 May 2013 14:02, Dave Law wrote:
clavin’s buffalo beer theory
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here’s how it went:
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
“Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine; which is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
“Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” – Oscar Wilde
Beer makes for a long lasting marriage
Beer makes for a long and happy marriage….
Jason Flynn
Don’t use the toilet for a good half hour, I’ve just had a beeriod
“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”
Frank Zappa
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.
Billy Carter
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” – Martin Luther
“For a quart of Ale is a dish for a king.”
― William Shakespeare
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
- Kaiser Wilhelm
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
-Ernest Hemmingway
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” Winston Churchill
“Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.”
Ogden Nash, American poet/author.
Also quoted by Mr. Willy Wonka in the 1971 version of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
zappa – I know this will have already been sent but, hell, it’s the best quote there is!
“There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.” Billy Carter
I may be drunk, but in the morning i‘ll be sober and you‘ll still be ugly. – Winston Churchill,
You can‘t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. – Frank Zappa
He was a wise man who invented beer. – Plato
”An Indian drinking pale ale is like an Englishman drinking tea… DESTINY!” Roop Thaker
“To alcohol! The cause and solution to all life’s problems!” – Homer Simpson